The liberal version of The Night Before Christmas.
Twas the night before liberal Christmas and in the White House
President Obama was gloating about which liberties to douse;
Fifty-four trees decked with all due colors and pomp
While Americans suffer the Obamas do romp;
The White House is festive peddling sin and in vice
Everyones drunk on their power yes even the mice.
They dance and they dine with important people and such
While the rest of us suffer through an economy that sucks.
The Obamaphone Lady nestled all snug in her bed
Dreams of more handouts that will pay for her bread
And Hillary in her kerchief is happy you see
She wont have to answer question about Benghazi
Out on my lawn I heard such a clatter
I sprang out of bed to behold whats the matter.
A gang of Obama voters where stealing my car
Because to them I am rich and theyre more worthy by far.
So I ran to my cabinet and grabbed my Mossberg
I filled it with rounds and fired and heard;
Complaints and screams the hoodlums did shout
Wondering why I was racist of that they had no doubt.
Up in Michigan the unions are floored
Thinking Obamas new term meant they would get more.
But when confronted with the now enshrined right to work
They rioted and broke things generally acting like jerks.
Socialism forever! Now give us our stuff!
How dare you defy us! How dare you rebuff!"
They attacked those who opposed them the press got it too
How dare they document the chaotic liberal zoo!
Meanwhile Michelle is decked in the fanciest of clothes
She walks around proud to the sky points her nose;
Eat veggies she orders with a maniacal grin
To not do so? It is such a sin.
Once more a slaughter in gun free" school zone
The lessons of liberal failure always hit home;
As parents mourn their dead daughters and sons
Obama screams gleefully about taking our guns!
Secretly hes happy oh he most certainly is
Dont let him fool you he doesnt grieve for those kids;
They were just more worries a drain on the State
Sucking dry the coffers at some future date.
In January looms the so-called cliff that is fiscal
Liberals defy reality their protests oh so primal.
Give us more taxes!" That is always their plan
They want their free lunch and down the road kick the can.
Harry and Nancy and Obama do bitch
Holding America hostage because they hate the rich".
But what can be done? Theyve shut all the doors.
Our leaders are nothing but pompous asses and whores.
Yes whores! You heard me! Was I not plain?
Theyve sold themselves for fortune for power and fame!
They dont care about you! They dont care about me!
To Hell with you all!" Thats their slogan you see?
Our childrens money Obama wants to spend and not save
Worst of all? John Boehner seems willing to cave.
So the President proclaims as he drifts off to sleep
Merry Liberal Christmas to all! Now Get ready to leap!"