The 10 Biggest Stories of 2019 You Didnt Hear About

Here at The Stream we pay really close attention to the news. Were like bloodhounds tracking an escaped prisoner. Were like hawks flying high above the ground looking for their dinner on the ground. Were like teenagers scanning the refrigerator for just the right snack. Were like … okay you get the idea. Some stories dont get very much media attention. You can guess the reasons. The mainstream media has its agenda. Those people want you to know some things and they dont want you to know others. So Ive compiled a list of the underreported stories from 2019 I think you should know about. Some will surprise you. Some wont. You wont be able to google these stories and find them on the internet because they didnt receive any coverage. 1. Bernie Sanders added the Socialist Partys platform to his website. It went ignored by the media because it doesnt sound any different than the Democratic Partys platform. 2. Joe Biden was caught hugging an entire Girl Scout troop. It was ignored by the media because theyve grown accustomed to Creepy Uncle Joe" groping young girls. 3. Planned Parenthood changed the description on their website to offer abortions a few seconds after the baby emerges. No one noticed because its been exposed by Project Veritas that theyve been doing this all along.4. Antifa finally admitted they are a white supremacist organization. This came as no surprise to anyone since its members are some of the whitest pastiest Millennials living in their parents basements. They hide behind black masks and black clothing to hide their whiteness. No one found it newsworthy since everyone suspected it all along. Help us champion truth freedom limited government and human dignity. Support The Stream 5. Al Gore went to the Arctic to complain about climate change and global warming and got stuck in a glacier while he was looking for polar bears. He froze for hours until others were able to chop up the ice and get him out. 6. Michael Moore got caught making moves on Kourtney Kardashian. It was notable because she got really mad that he would dare to think he had a chance and she started yelling at him on live TV. Youre twice my age and twice my size! Go away!" 7. James Comey got caught trying to blend in with curtains again. The first time he stood in front of dark blue curtains in the White House wearing a dark blue suit. Even though he is 68 he hoped by standing there President Trump would not notice him. The second time he was appearing on Fox News with other guests and wanted to avoid tough questions. He sat in the back of the stands that had been set up for guests and tried to blend in with the blue curtains in the back. 8. Barack Obama got offended by a man who wished him a Merry Christmas. He said Dont say that. It celebrates a white heterosexual patriarchal man who many people find offensive. Instead you should say Happy winter solstice." 9. President Trump gave Nancy Pelosi a hug and didnt let go until she started squirming. 10. Hillary Clinton started a fashion line for women Fashion by Hillary. It features pantsuits and mumu dresses in bright colors and busy patterns. This is a parody. Follow Rachel on Twitter at Rach_IC. Follow The Stream at streamdotorg. Send tips to [email protected].