Progressives" are a caricature of themselves fully given over to pseudo-utopian relativist ideals that remain ludicrous hopelessly unattainable by any objective standard. Still our patchouli-wearing pervert-pride-prancing pay-for-my-abortion"-shrieking friends are anything if not determined.
Although it certainly wasnt Oscar material I still love the 1989 film Erik the Viking" starring among others Tim Robbins Mickey Rooney Eartha Kitt and John Cleese. Its a campy British comedy-fantasy about a band of misfit Vikings on a quest to reach Valhalla.
In one scene the motley mob finds its way to the island of Hy-Brasil a happy peaceful sunlit land populated by white-robed free-loving uber-pacifist morons.
You know liberals.
Through a series of immaterial events the island begins to sink into the ocean. As it does Erik and crew evacuate and re-board the ship while Hy-Brasils inhabitants blithely remain singing out of tune and playing harps horns and other instruments badly.
As the crest of the island dips beneath the sea King Arnulf a blundering buffoon played by Terry Jones of Monty Python fame exclaims: Everyone stay calm. This is not happening."
Itd be funny if it werent true but America has become Hy-Brasil Barack Obama King Arnulf and liberals of every stripe his white-robed mind-numbed sycophantic subjects. Our enemies both foreign and domestic some of whom have The Honorable" before their names are laughing themselves silly.
Indeed progressives" are a caricature of themselves fully given over to pseudo-utopian relativist ideals that remain ludicrous hopelessly unattainable by any objective standard.
Still our patchouli-wearing pervert-pride-prancing pay-for-my-abortion"-shrieking friends are anything if not determined. Theyll let neither reality nor the U.S. Constitution stop them. Nothing it seems especially not those mealy-mouthed puddin pops running the GOP can keep this ship of fools from sinking a once great nation.
Problem is theyre taking us all down with them.
How do you stop skyrocketing debt and deficits that even liberal economists admit if left unchecked spell Americas doom? You dont. You print trillions more and spend it like game tokens at Chuck E. Cheese. The party must go on or the kiddos get cranky. Sugar Daddy Baracks got hungry mouths to feed.
How do you stop evil nutjobs pumped full of psychotropic drugs from shooting-up gun free zones"? Why by leaving them heavily armed of course. By unconstitutionally grabbing guns from the very law-abiding citizens positioned to tap two in the body and one in the head whenever these death-culture byproducts start killing.
Liberal logic: Up is down down is up well make it so and we wont give up!"
In sum you spend your way out of debt tax your way to higher employment fornicate your way disease-free abort your way to non-violence and unilaterally disarm your way to national security.
Any questions?
Now some of you may say But wait Obama knows exactly what hes doing. Hes no buffoon."
I both agree and disagree. Yes the progressive" dogma that courses through his veins a mind-altering hallucinogen that gives liberals the munchies for power is indeed inherently sinister.
Still he believes it with every ounce of his nicotine-shriveled heart.
By deliberately deconstructing Americas constitutional republic our free-market form of government and replacing it with a Euro-socialist moral relativist amalgam of his liking this misguided anti-colonialist radical thinks truly believes that hes doing the right thing.
Such are the ways of the well-meaning tyrant.
People sometimes ask me how it is that I manage to stay so optimistic to maintain deep joy as we watch our nations foundations crumbling around us like the walls of Jericho. They wonder how it is that Im able to pick up and carry on with a smile as America heads careening toward cliffs edge.
Its easy. First I put my full faith and trust in the Sovereign Creator of the universe who is the same yesterday today and forevermore: Christ God incarnate who is always faithful to those who have faith in Him.
Then I laugh at them; liberals that is. I make fun of their dull-witted self-defeating abjectly wicked worldview. I follow Gods example. Of those who align themselves against His laws and His nature Psalm 2:4 says He who sits in the heavens laughs. The Lord scoffs at them."
How can you not scoff at the silly twaddle theyre hocking?
Ultimately Ive read the end of the book. I know what happens. The good guys win. That keeps me smiling no matter what goes down on the culture-war front. It keeps me snickering.
Still once I stop laughing I get about the business of trying with every fiber of my being to defeat them. Not reason with them not compromise with them not suck up to them and certainly not trust them.
Defeat them.
Oh Ill love them. I must. Im commanded to by the Lord I serve. Ill pray for them too. Do it all the time. But Ill never ever under any circumstances trust them.
You may be surprised to learn that in various forms I get dozens sometimes hundreds of pieces of hate mail each week. My recent favorite came from a delightful bloke with the email handle [email protected]. Someday someone may just choose to use their second amendment right (sic) to put a bullet in your worthless head. You are a disgusting waste of life you uneducated non-human uncivilized evil parasitic Nazi maggot. Shame on you."
Right. Shame on me.
How do you reason with compromise with suck up to or trust that?
You dont. You defeat it.
Abraham Lincoln a man of deep faith forecast nearly a century-and-a-half ago our current state of the union: America will never be destroyed from the outside" he said. If we falter and lose our freedoms it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
President Obama sits atop the highest perch of a nation fast-sinking. Everyone stay calm. This is not happening" he assures us.
But it is happening. Were destroying ourselves from within. Were going down and the only way to stop it is to utterly defeat those responsible.
In the meantime they sure are fun to laugh at.