Four Reasons Why the Trump Golden Showers Report Cant Be True

In his first press conference since being elected President Donald Trump addressed the unverified documents published the prior evening alleging that Russia had blackmail materials about his financial and sexual life. The reports alleged Trump paid prostitutes to perform golden showers" in a hotel room during one of his visits. The president-elect denied that claim Wednesday by remarking Im also very much a germaphobe by the way." If this portion of the unverified document is false than the whole document must be false too.

Here are 4 reasons why Trump would never enjoy watching women urinate in front of him:

1. Trump expressed disgust about cleaning a bathroom:

https://youtu.be/uuEGIuMoWtc?t=195

Housekeeping Lady: Housekeeping Lady: So now were going to go to the bathroom.

Trump: Ahow Im not into bathroom... I dont know if I could ever do that job. Only sinks.

2. Trump doesnt like knowing about the bodily functions of his wife. He once said: Im going to say I can say the exact same thing about Melania. She never makes a doodie. Ive never seen her make one From full audio tape: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F32LbPl-K6s

2005 Transcript from Howard Stern Show

Trump: Howard let me just ask you. You said something a while ago about Beth that amazed me because it applies to Melania. You said youve never seen her do anything like bad in terms of her own personal.

Stern: Thats true. She would never even do another chick.

Trump: No no not even that. You said youve never heard her fart.

Stern: Well how bout this

Trump: Is that true?

Stern: Not only is that true…

Trump: Isnt that amazing? In years three and a half years hes never… Wow.

Stern: Not only is that true she doesnt make doody. She hasnt made doody…

Robin: Never?

Stern: Like four times maybe.

Trump: In three years?

Stern: In three years.

Trump: Wow.

Stern: You think Im kidding.

Trump: I can say the exact same thing about Melania.

Stern: How much does Melania weigh do you know?

Trump: 125. Shes 511…

Stern: Perfect.

Trump: …125.

Stern: Wow.

Trump: And thats good.

Stern: And she hardly goes to the bathroom?

Stern: And she never makes a doodie?

Trump: Ive never seen anything like it. Its amazing.

Stern: Youre probably expecting a big one thats huge.

Trump: Beth and Melania maybe they save it for after marriage. Its amazing that you said that and Id never experienced that before. You know with all the...

Robin: Has she ever said Im going to the bathroom?

Trump: Hardly says that you know what I mean Howard.

3. According to GQ Melania says that the key to the success of her marriage is separate bathrooms. http://www.gq.com/story/melania-trump-gq-interview 

Also according to People Magazine Melania says that separate bathrooms are the key to a healthy marriagehttp://people.com/politics/melania-trump-first-lady-life-white-house 

Even the DNC in an internal email obtained by wikileaks reported on the aforementioned GQ report: https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/29355

4. The Huffington Post called Trump a germaphobe who doesnt shake hands or even touch an elevator button:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hand-shaking-germ-exposure_us_5702c1cee4b0daf53af06a8f

Based on all of this I believe the portion about Trump enjoying watching women pee on a bed to be absolutely untrue which means the entire Buzzfeed report must be untrue. Some reports even claim it is a hoax specifically a work of fan fiction written on 4chan for anti-Trump pundit Rick Wilson: http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-01-10/4chan-claims-have-fabricated-anti-trump-report-hoax

Furthermore Gateway Pundit has detailed that 4Chan is responsible for this prank: http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/01/fake-news-buzzfeed-cnn-fall-trump-piss-story-4chan-prank

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