I call it Biden’s scary blood red wooden soldier speech. (Yeah, I know they were Marines, but their dark silhouettes in that creepy lighting looked like wooden soldiers to me.) The thing reminded me of a vampire, zombie, or satanic horror movie. Or a Rob Zombie song. So, I was inspired to rewrite the lyrics of Rob Zombie’s classic “Living Dead Girl.” I call my version “Brain Dead Man.”
I can’t do a thing
Until my drugs they bring
Then I stand to read the thing
I’m the brain dead man
Send money to Ukraine
Buy my son cocaine
Something wrong, Trump I blame
I’m the brain dead man
Who the hell am I?
Where the hell am I?
What the hell am I?
I’m the brain dead man
You will hear me
You’ll believe me
You will obey me
I’m the brain dead man
Support the trans cause
That always gets applause
I gotta hide my flaws
I’m the brain dead man
Semi-fascist this
And bad MAGA that
I got it all down pat
I’m the brain dead man
Who the hell am I?
Where the hell am I?
What the hell am I?
I’m the brain dead man
You will hear me
You’ll believe me
You will obey me
I’m the brain dead man
Fossil fuels I attack
I got my COVID vax
I think I must be whacked
I’m the brain dead man
I shower with my daughter
I like the feel of the water
I’m a creep of the first order
I’m the brain dead man
Who the hell am I?
Where the hell am I?
What the hell am I?
I’m the brain dead man
You will hear me
You’ll believe me
You will obey me
I’m the brain dead man
If you criticize me
The FBI you’ll see
They’ll arrest you with glee
I’m the brain dead man
I can’t believe I’m here
I wonder if I’m queer
Oh, maybe I’ll disappear
I’m the brain dead man
