A Politically Correct Guide to Sexual Orientation

width=75Lawyers representing a Marion County man accused of sexual activity with a miniature donkey have filed a motion asking a judge to declare the Florida statute banning sexual activities with animals unconstitutional.

Its a mixed up muddled up shook up world … ~ The Kinks

Through the secular-"progressive" looking-glass the term sexual orientation" has in a few short years evolved to accommodate an ever-expanding fruit basket of carnal appetites.

First it was LGB" liberal shorthand for lesbian gay and bisexual." Then they added a T" for transgender." Thats cross-dressing. You know fellas like 45-year-old Clay Francis (aka Colleen").

Mr. Francis enjoys macram long walks on the beach wearing ladys knickers and showering fully nude with 6-year-old girls.

Because its illegal to discriminate based on the basis of gender identity" and since its the only tolerant" thing to do this brave bellwether of the persecuted LGBT victim-class has secured the civil right" for him and other men to fully expose themselves to your daughter in the locker room at Olympia Washingtons Evergreen State College.

But slow down Dad. According to the law if you have a problem with Mr. Francis bearing all to your baby girl then youre the problem. Youre a transphobe" (homophobias" evil twin sister er brother … whatever). Deck this sicko for terrifying your first-grader and youre off to jail while Colleen" is off to the Human Rights Campaign" for a commendation as the latest victim of an anti-LGBT hate crime."

Rosa Parks in drag I guess.

But to make sure they didnt miss anyone pooh-bahs over at Child Corruption Central added a Q" to the sexual orientation" mix. In case some fifth-grader in Ms. Adamsapples health class gets the urge to taste the rainbow" (and I dont mean Skittles) the catch-all term questioning" was tacked on.

Gotta meet those recruiting quotas.

According to the gay" activist group GLSEN sexuality is fluid" and may change over time." Unless of course youre already gay" and then change is impossible fixed and immutable. Like that hotel in California You can check out any time you like but you can never leave."

Nobody said its supposed to makes sense.

Still because progressives" arent progressive unless theyre progressing toward progress this nonsensical alphabet soup of sexual deviancy has ballooned to a marvelous LGBTQQIAAP."

No kidding.

The latest word salad in the counter-"heterosexist" war against heteronormativity" (yes they consider these real things) is Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Questioning Queer Intersex Asexual Allies and Pansexual."

In Canada theyve added 2S" which means: Two-spirit. The visionaries and healers of aboriginal (sic) communities the gay and lesbian shamans."

Well duh.

I just cant believe these closed-minded bigots left out members of the mistreated BDSM" community (Bondage Discipline Sadism and Masochism). Thats OK I guess. Being mistreated is their whole shtick right? Or maybe theyre covered under P" for pansexual." That means more or less that if the mood strikes youll take a roll in the hay with anyone or anything in any way imaginable (or unimaginable).

Speaking of rolls in the hay dont put away your alphabet soup decoder ring just yet. It looks like well soon be adding another B" to the mix.

The late gay" activist icon Frank Kameny  a pervert before his time endorsed the practice of bestiality a few years ago. He called sex with animals harmless" saying that as long as the animal doesnt mind and the animal rarely does I dont mind and I dont see why anyone else should."

So weve further lowered the bar from consenting adults" to consenting adults and hoofed mammals." How does that work? Bestiality is OK but neigh" means neigh"?

In todays frenzied struggle for unfettered sexual license cleverly couched as civil rights" we shouldnt be surprised then that oppressed peoples representing all form of sexual orientation" are lining up for their slice of equality" pie.

Yes even um animal lovers. According to a recent report by Floridas Gainesville Sun for instance Lawyers representing a Marion County man accused of sexual activity with a miniature donkey have filed a motion asking a judge to declare the Florida statute banning sexual activities with animals unconstitutional."

Carlos R. Romero 32 … is accused of sexual activities involving animals a first-degree misdemeanor after he allegedly was found in a compromising position in August with a female miniature donkey named Doodle."

First of all I was offended by the articles insensitive use of the term miniature donkey." I believe if Im not mistaken the preferred nomenclature is little horse."

Still I was especially struck though not surprised by the legal arguments Romeros lawyers ponied up. They claimed that the statute infringes upon Romeros due process rights and violates the equal protection clause of the 14th Amendment in the U.S. Constitution."

By making sexual conduct with an animal a crime the statute demeans individuals like Defendant (Romero) by making his private sexual conduct a crime" they wrote.

Right. The statute demeans Romero.

The personal morals of the majority whether based on religion or traditions cannot be used as a reason to deprive a person of their personal liberties" the attorneys wrote.

This line of argument is directly from the homosexual activist playbook the rationale adopted by the majority in the landmark Lawrence v. Texas case. In Lawrence the U.S. Supreme Court manufactured for the first time in history a constitutional right" for men to sodomize each other.

So why not Doodle?

In his characteristically brilliant dissent Justice Antonin Scalia forecast exactly whats happened in the decade since: State laws against bigamy same-sex marriage adult incest prostitution masturbation adultery fornication bestiality and obscenity are likewise sustainable only in light of Bowers validation of laws based on moral choices" he wrote. Every single one of these laws is called into question by todays decision."

Predictably polygamists and incestuous siblings are now clamoring for so-called marriage equality" based on Lawrence. At this rate theres little doubt theyll get it.

Once our culture decides as a matter of course that all morality is relative all bets are off. Once we determine as a matter of law that people are entitled to special privilege because they subjectively define their identity based upon deviant sexual proclivities and behaviors moral legal and cultural anarchy are inevitable.

The brave new world is upon us.

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