In clear violation of op-ed protocol this week Im suspending prose and having a little good clean limericky fun at liberals expense because well because they just make it so darn easy. (Warning: Some are bad and others worse. Side effects may include groaning nausea vomiting and involuntary eye-rolling.)
Here they are in no particular order. Happy New Year and may God bless you in 2014! (Yes you too my liberal friends.)
Duck Flap
There once was a fella named Phil
With truisms liberals found shrill
Though they cried for his head
They got duck-slapped instead
As old Phil just continues to chill.
GLAAD Tidings
There once was an outfit called GLAAD
That when faced with the Truth gets real mad
Though they pout and they fuss
And they stomp and they cuss
They alter the Truth not a tad.
Low Ratings
M S N B C is on cable
Spinning news weaving yarns and tall fables
With an agenda from Sodom
And ratings rock bottom
They have hosts that are questionably stable.
Occupy This
Occupy Wall Street did sizzle
But in 2013 it did fizzle
As we all remained patient
They returned to moms basement
With outrage that proved artificial.
Healthcare.gov
The Obamacare roll-out disaster
Made media question their master
But doubt was short-lived
As the suck up revived
To the din of conservative laughter.
Fore!
There once was a man from Chicago
A golf aficionado
Who teed off on our freedom
And caused speech induced tedium
Empty suit with a hopey-change motto.
Thanks Michelle
There once was a chain-smoking POTUS
Who gave children a lunch lady FLOTUS
She swapped meat sweets and bread
With beansprouts instead
Adding tofu and seaweed for bonus.
New Constitution
Of Obamas Amendments least favored
He finds First Fourth and Second ill-flavored
If youd just shut your mouth
And disarm there Deep South
He could kick in your door most unlabored.
Gay Marriage"
The Supreme Court did redefine marriage
And defenders of marriage disparage
Newfound right" they pretend
Has Stephan to wed Sven
Yet no Sally means no baby carriage.
Cruz Control
There once was a leader from Texas
Whom RINOs did label as reckless
Spoke a day without resting
All his critics thus besting
With a smack-down on federal excesses.
